That's a great question! Here's a complicated answer. We're all over this great country, spreading awesome gifts like wildfire. Our warehouses are located in San Jose, CA and Baltimore, MD so that we can ship from a warehouse near you no matter where your order is heading.
For the time being we don't have any physical storefront locations, our only store is here, wrapped up in the warm electrical embrace of the internet.
Our headquarters, as well as our fancy street-side snail-mailbox are located in sunny San Mateo, California deep in the heart of Silicon Valley:
400 South El Camino Real
San Mateo, CA 94402
If you want to send us fan-mail, request our CEO's autograph, pass along pictures of your pets or forward us postcards from your last vacation please feel free to do so. If you have a question that you prefer we answer more rapidly than the trusty USPS, please send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'd be happy to help!